Best of Spam

[Ayrton]

Welches sind die besten Emails, die ihr in eurem Spam Ordner findet???

Hier ein von heute Morgen:

Dear Friend,

With trust, I faithfully write to you as i know this mail will definitely come
to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through my
mail carefully as the decision you make will go a long way to determine the
future of my business prospect with you.

Meanwhile let me briefly introduce myself to you as I write to you this email
with a high sense of sincerity, trust and as my confidant. I am Captain William
Johnson from the Praire State in Southern Illinois. I am a commander of
the Special N.A.T.O coalition force with the United Nation troops in
Afghanistan; we are in Afghanistan on war against terrorist and Taliban’s
operation. I am serving currently in a remote Village in Bamyan province the
bustling capital Kabul (CBC’s Doc Zone).

Work has been so risky no doubt, and challenging as sometimes, we are faced
head with armed insurgent where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I
have had my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12
years.

On the 6th day of July 2012, at about 1100hrs during one of our patrol
routine along Kandahar, a suburb few kilometers from Kunduz, we got an Intel
about some Taliban members camping in Marzar Sharif. We invaded the place and
after hours of gun battle, we captured three (3) of the Taliban terrorists
members,(7) were injured during the battle and In the process of torture they
confessed they were Taliban members that worked under Abu Baqir a Taliban sub-
commander and al-Qaida group leader who was killed by Us soldiers in an
airstrike in kunduz Afghanistan's northern Province. They took us to their cave
in Marzar Sharif which also serve as their camp, there we discovered five (5)
metal boxes piled on top one another which were locked with a padlock each.

While we tried to force the box open, to my greatest surprise I discovered
several guns, armor and amongst, two boxes contained bullets, one filled with
hard drugs and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which
amounted to $23.5M after I and two of my colleagues counted them for several
hours. I believed that the boxes are owned or are linked to the Al Qaeda and
Adman al-Zawahiri.

Having told you this as my confidant, it will be my delight and pleasure if
you will assist me towards actualizing my dream with this development.
Unanimously, we agreed to keep this as a secret among ourselves, and agreed to
get the money out of the country for ourselves but first, we have hidden the
two boxes that contain the US dollars in a safe and untraced location already.
Now, am DESPERATELY in need of a “RELIABLE and TRUSTWORTHY” person who would
receive, secure and safe guard these box containing the US dollars for me until
my assignment elapses.

I am aware of what your thoughts would be next but don’t conclude that yet
because I am willing to guard and give you every logistics plans to follow in
order to have hitched free in this deal. Also, I am not from any authority that
would want to set you up just that I need your help and I assure you that this
deal is 100% risk free.

My proposal to you is, if you are willing to help me receive the boxes (Money)
you will be entitled to 20% of this fund in the end; Once again, I confide
strictly in you and appeal that you keep this topmost secret so that we do not
lose our lives.

Please kindly get back to me on my private email address wcaptjohn1@gmail.com

With the assurances of my gratitude and compliance to the terms, I remain;

Very sincerely,
Capt.William Johnson

[Ayrton]

Hello,
My name is ***, from Finland. I hope that my message will interest you.
If you like to bet and are interesting in winning big money, I can show you the way to reach it.
Sometimes I get an informations from teams from Finland. I used to work in administration of one.
My informations are 100% sure, from first hand with a good odds- usually over 6. For example just bet 100 euro and be sure that everything will be like we expect and easly you will win 600 euro ! Yes, it really works. On this world everything is fixed so if you get this information you can make a really good money. I am looking for a few serious persons to cooperate.

Are you interesting in ?

If yes I can prove you that it really works, more details ask me by email:

[Kawa]

Was hast du für einen Provider der solches Zeugs überhaupt durchlässt ?

[Kawa]

Eventuell solltest du mal brain.exe installieren :

• Nie auf Links in Spammails klicken oder gar beantworten

• Die Email-Adresse nicht auf Homepages oder sozialen Netzwerken angeben

[Admin]

Eventuell solltest du mal brain.exe installieren :

• Nie auf Links in Spammails klicken oder gar beantworten

• Die Email-Adresse nicht auf Homepages oder sozialen Netzwerken angeben

Respekt!

[Jason_Cortez]

Eventuell solltest du mal brain.exe installieren :

• Nie auf Links in Spammails klicken oder gar beantworten

• Die Email-Adresse nicht auf Homepages oder sozialen Netzwerken angeben

danke für die auflistung dieser zwei von eth-forschern entdeckten anti-spam-regeln! leider steht aber nichts übers öffnen von spam-mails, sonst hätte user ayrton doch glatt gegen die durchaus bahnbrechenden brain.exe-outputs verstossen... gleich noch ne frage zum thema: wie siehts aus mit anhängen in mails, die von unbekannten personen kommen? kann man die einfach ausführen oder sollte man die mails gleich löschen?

[NaSrI]

danke für die auflistung dieser zwei von eth-forschern entdeckten anti-spam-regeln! Leider steht aber nichts übers öffnen von spam-mails, sonst hätte user ayrton doch glatt gegen die durchaus bahnbrechenden brain.exe-outputs verstossen... Gleich noch ne frage zum thema: Wie siehts aus mit anhängen in mails, die von unbekannten personen kommen? Kann man die einfach ausführen oder sollte man die mails gleich löschen?

:d

[Sharky]

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[Kawa]

gleich noch ne frage zum thema: wie siehts aus mit anhängen in mails, die von unbekannten personen kommen? kann man die einfach ausführen oder sollte man die mails gleich löschen?

Natürlich ausführen, da gibt es tolle Sachen wie zBsp. PamelaAnderson.exe, NudeBritney.exe etc. etc.

Aber immer zuerst das Antivirusprogramm stoppen und erst dann ausführen. Dieses dumme Programm kann es stinkfrech verhindern. Manchmal kommt dann noch so eine dumme Frage von wegen benötigt Admin, immer geben sonst klappts nicht.